Fang's Blog Index

This page is a comprehensive index of every blog post made by the Maximum Ride characters -- first on the Blogspot blog, then on Maximum-X / Max-Dan-Wiz, and finally a handful of posts on Max's Tumblr.

Many posts contain content which has since succumbed to link rot. I've tried to recover this content when possible, and have marked where I've been able to do so.

Some blog posts have no titles. I've labeled them simply "[Untitled Post]", or with the first few words of the entry, italicized and enclosed in square brackets.

Please note: archived blog entries on MDW may not load correctly if you're using a mobile device. Sorry!


Fang's Blog


Post categories

Canon Topics

Posts that directly reference the events of a specific book or were part of the marketing campaign for it.

1. The Angel Experiment
1a. The Angel Experiment extras - posts that reference extra material in some editions of the first book
2. School's Out - Forever
2a. School's Out - Forever extras - posts that reference extra material in some editions of the second book
3. Saving the World And Other Extreme Sports
4. The Final Warning
5. MAX
6. FANG
7. ANGEL
8. Nevermore

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Posts about this book series.

Erasers

The flock had a few tangles with Erasers, described on the blog.

Fang Goes Missing

For a brief period late in 2005, Fang went missing. There were a few posts about this.

Fans

Posts interacting with fans or otherwise commenting on fannish activity.

Hacking

There were a few "hacking" incidents on the Blogspot blog. Erasers are surprisingly computer-literate!

Harry Potter

There was a very brief fake rivalry between Maximum Ride and Harry Potter.

Institute

The flock revisited the Institute in New York City.

Manga

Posts about the manga adaptation by NaRae Lee.

Marketing

1. Click Campaign
2. Contests
3. Covers
4. Flash Toys
5. New Sites
6. Wing Kids Are Real

Miscellaneous

Posts that just don't fit in any other category.

The Movie

Posts about the development / casting of the movie.

Music

Any post about music that the flock enjoyed.

Roland ter Borcht

For a villain who appears on-screen in exactly one book, there sure were a lot of posts about him.

Utah Vacation

The flock went on vacation in 2008.

Canon Topics

The Angel Experiment

"You're fired!". 15 June 2005. Max.

"Paranoia!". 16 June 2005. Max.

""How much is that Angel in the window?"". 18 June 2005. Nudge.

"Why Angel?". 24 June 2005. Fang.

"Taylor Twins concert!". 27 June 2005. Max.

"Denial.". 2 July 2005. Max.

"Trust a Try?". 28 September 2005. Max.

"Things That Make You Go "Hmmm?"". 20 October 2005. Max.

"Maximom Ride?". 17 November 2005. Max.

"Giving thanks.". 24 November 2005. Fang.

The Angel Experiment extras

"Special delivery.". 9 March 2006. Fang. (Contains a missing image.)

"Making Moves.". 29 March 2006. Fang.

"It's game time.". 10 April 2006. Fang.

"Prepare for boarding. . .". 14 April 2006. Nudge.

"VA is for BIRD KIDS!". 19 April 2006. Fang.

"Stay clear of the closing doors...to your hideout!". 21 April 2006. Fang.

"Metro = WEIRD.". 26 April 2006. Fang.

"DC: District of Craziness!". 1 May 2006. Fang.

"Fake ID Club". 9 May 2006. Fang.

"Exhibit A!". 10 May 2006. Fang. (Contains a missing image.)

"Pizza, Bad Guys & More Pizza". 15 May 2006. Nudge.

School's Out - Forever

""The fridge with wings."". 26 June 2006. Max.

""We're. . .freaking. . .ballet. . .dancers."". 27 June 2006. Max.

"I can't take it anymore!!!". 13 July 2006. Max.

""It's just a flesh wound!"". 13 July 2006. Fang.

"Home (Sweet!) Home.". 3 August 2006. Max.

"Gaaaaaaaah!". 3 August 2006. Fang.

"27, 8, G9.". 18 August 2006. Fang.

"The Parent Trap.". 22 August 2006. Max.

"Check it out.". 30 August 2006. Fang.

"Back to School (The Normal Kind)". 31 August 2006. Max.

"I'm doing "research." I swear.". 6 September 2006. Max.

"Revelation.". 18 September 2006. Fang.

"Slippery situation.". 22 September 2006. Max.

"Quelle coinkydink.". 26 September 2006. Fang.

"Confused 101.". 2 October 2006. Max.

"School, Erasers & Ari...Oh my!". 3 October 2006. Nudge.

"Permission Slips and Field Trips.". 6 November 2006. Max.

"Washington, District of Cool.". 8 November 2006. Fang.

"More secret stuff.". 14 November 2006. The linked image was this email.

"A stinky situation". 20 November 2006. Iggy. One of the images was this article.

"Dates, The Non-Fruit Variety.". 20 November 2006. Max.

"Bible code!!". 21 November 2006. Nudge.

"Dumb code.". 22 November 2006. Fang.

"Catching up.". 27 November 2006. Max.

"New beginnings". 28 November 2006. Iggy.

""Wings without Ig = Wns."". 29 November 2006. Fang.

"A simple kind of life.". 1 December 2006. Max.

"Note to self: Never doubt your weasel alarm when it goes off.". 5 December 2006. Max.

"Guess who's back? ...Back again?". 5 December 2006. Iggy.

"Destination: South". 6 December 2006. Max.

"REALLY Weird Science". 12 December 2006. Fang.

"M-I-C-K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E!". 19 December 2006. Max.

"Disney pics.". 19 December 2006. Fang.

"Swamps, psychos, and a partridge in a pear tree.". 29 December 2006. Max.

School's Out - Forever extras

"More info on the 'Soup Doctor'". 6 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this article.

"More secret stuff.". 14 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this email.

"A stinky situation". 20 November 2006. Iggy. One of the images was this article.

"Exhibit A: Weirdos-R-Us". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this business card.

"Exhibit B: Flying Soup!". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this ticket stub.

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered". 12 January 2007. Max. The linked image was this.

"Thanks, T. Gorry!". 15 January 2007. Max. The second broken image was this.

"Question and Answer with Ig.". 5 February 2007. Iggy. The broken image was this.

Saving the World And Other Extreme Sports

"More info on the 'Soup Doctor'". 6 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this article.

"More secret stuff.". 14 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this email.

"A stinky situation". 20 November 2006. Iggy. One of the images was this article.

"Exhibit A: Weirdos-R-Us". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this business card.

"Exhibit B: Flying Soup!". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this ticket stub.

"Creeptacular.". 8 January 2007. Iggy.

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered". 12 January 2007. Max. The linked image was this.

"Thanks, T. Gorry!". 15 January 2007. Max. The second broken image was this.

"Creepy, weird Itex video!". 22 January 2007. Iggy. Links to this promotional video.

[Untitled Post]. 23 January 2007. Fang.

"Your homework.". 24 January 2007. Fang.

"Fang is a giant blog-hogger.". 29 January 2007. Max.

"Take one and pass it.". 29 January 2007. Fang.

"Question and Answer with Ig.". 5 February 2007. Iggy. The broken image was this.

"[drum roll]". 10 April 2007. Max. Cover reveal for Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"Hellooooo, Amy!". 23 May 2007. Fang. Links to this version of the "Night Flight" commercial.

"TODAY!!!". 29 May 2007. Nudge.

"P.S.". 29 May 2007. Nudge. Links to this version of the "Night Flight" commercial.

"you're WELCOME!". 25 June 2007. Nudge. Links to the full version of "Night Flight".

The Final Warning

"been a while...". 7 August 2007. Fang.

[Untitled Post]. 12 September 2007. Max.

"Too Cold to Think of a Title!". 21 September 2007. Max.

"Maximum Fang?". 7 November 2007. Max.

"Say What?!". 29 November 2007. Max. Cover reveal for The Final Warning.

"Super Sleuthing.". 12 December 2007. Max.

"When It Goes Down, It Comes Down". 2 March 2008. Fang.

"Popseriouly Hip". 14 March 2008. Fang. Linked to a interview with James Patterson, presumably about this book; "boombastic wordtastic" was a link to a YouTube clip of a Mr. Bean sketch.

"Whoop There It Is!". 18 March 2008. Fang.

"Back to the Ice Future". 29 June 2009. Max. Mentions going to Antarctica. Links: Maximum Ride: The Final Warning; [broken] Nick Cobbing Photography; Nick Cobbing Photography.

"Nooze & Primordial Ooze". 1 March 2010. Fang. Mentions the flock's time in Antarctica. Links: "Pre-order Fang"; "Blood Falls".

MAX

"The New Book". 25 November 2008. Fang. Cover reveal for MAX.

"Portents, Portents". 15 December 2008. Fang.

"Been A Long Time Since I Blog-and-Rolled". "The Henry Clay People 'Something in the Water'". 17 March 2009. Fang.

"The Movie News You've All Been Waiting For". 19 March 2009. Max. Link: "Will 'Maximum Ride' be the next 'Twilight'?".

"Under the sea". 17 August 2009. Max. Broken link: Crittercam.

FANG

"OFFICIAL FANG ANNOUNCEMENT". Broken video link. 21 July 2009. Max.

"New Cover Revealed". 9 October 2009. Fang. Cover reveal for FANG.

"Brrr+Brrr=BRRRRR". 8 January 2010. Fang. Link: "Life in extreme cold around the world". Mentions the upcoming book.

"FANG TRAILER LEAKED". 1 February 2010. Nudge. "Leaked" storyboard for the FANG book trailer. Link: "FANG Scene 1". (To view all the images, go to this page and click individual images -- clicking "next" may not work correctly.)

"FANG TRAILER IN COLOR". 23 February 2010. Nudge. Color versions of the "leaked" storyboard for the FANG book trailer. Link: FANG Color Trailer Shots.

"Nooze & Primordial Ooze". 1 March 2010. Fang. Pre-order link for FANG. Links: "Pre-order Fang"; "Blood Falls".

"Book Trailer LIVE". Broken video link to the FANG trailer. View on YouTube. 5 March 2010. Max.

"NEW BOOK DAY". 15 March 2010. Nudge. Link: Book Week Online.

ANGEL

No posts here.

Nevermore

"Are You There, Fans? It's Me, Max.". 29 March 2012. Max.

"I Am Not a Sentimental Girl...". 28 April 2012. Max.

"Hell is Freezing Over, My Friends". 4 May 2012. Max.

"The Return of Ms. Smiley Face :)!". 10 May 2012. Max.

"The End of the World? Ask Wikipedia.". 14 May 2012. Max.

"Call me crazy, but...". 22 May 2012. Max.

"Attack of the pod people.". 30 May 2012. Max.

"The most AMAZING thing just happened.". 31 May 2012. Max.

"I'm Seeing Stars". 4 June 2012. Max.

"The Avengers Showdown". 6 June 2012. Max.

"Getting on the "Nice" List". 8 June 2012. Max.

"Flying vs. Rolling". 13 June 2012. Max.

"NEVERMORE Final Chapter". 14 June 2012. Max. (This contest was announced on the homepage; see the contest page here.)

"America’s Favorite Pastime (plus a little fashion advice)". 15 June 2012. Max.

"More NEVERMORE Final Chapter Fanfiction!". 21 June 2012. Max.

"Here we go: Fanfiction Runner-Ups". 22 June 2012. Max.

"Oh the Places We'll Go". 27 June 2012. Max.

"Last runner-up". 29 June 2012. Max.

"Meteor Shower". 2 July 2012. Max.

"And the winner is!". 2 July 2012. Max.

"Max Lit Class 101". 3 July 2012. Max.

"Islands Can't Swim". 9 July 2012. Max.

[Just saw that there's a new movie...]. 11 July 2012. Max. Youtube link: Thumbs Up for Rock and Roll!.

"FLOCK EMERGENCY. DYLAN IS MISSING.". 16 July 2012. Max.

"UPDATE: Dylan is home!". 17 July 2012. Max.

"It ain’t much, but it’s home… sort of.". 23 July 2012. Max.

"Foods I would KILL for right now!". 26 July 2012. Max. Link: Perugina chocolate.

"I’ve Had the Time of My Life (Now Please Make It Stop)". 31 July 2012. Max.

"Stealing My Thunder". 2 August 2012. Max.

"Something's wrong.". 4 August 2012. Max.

"Something's very wrong.". 5 August 2012. Dylan.

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

"New Dude". 29 July 2008. Fang.

Erasers

April 2005

"Messin' with the Erasers". 8 April 2005. Fang.

"Tunnel Tangle". 19 April 2005. Fang.

"We Caught an Eraser!". 23 April 2005. Fang.

"Tweaked!". 28 April 2005. Fang.

"Something to remember...". 28 April 2005. Fang. The broken image was an uncropped version of this.

"Proof of Erasers!". 28 April 2005. Fang.

May 2005

"Don't say I didn't warn you...". 27 May 2005. Fang.

"Another shot from our find...". 27 May 2005. Fang.

June 2005

"Candid Camera.". 2 June 2005. Max.

"Fang's War Wounds!". 4 June 2005. Nudge. The missing image was an uncropped version of this.

Fang Goes Missing

"Concerned.". 19 August 2005. Max.

[GAH! This isn't funny anymore!!!]. 20 August 2005. Max.

[WHERE ARE YOU!?!]. 21 August 2005. Max.

"Search party???". 23 August 2005. Nudge.

"Picture (Not So) Perfect.". 25 August 2005. Nudge.

"The dream is never over.". 30 August 2005. Max.

""Migraine" is NOT the word.". 6 September 2005. Max.

"Back to SCHOOL?". 8 September 2005. Max.

"Huh?". 3 October 2005. Max.

"Another one...". 10 October 2005. Max.

"The Truth - Life Lesson 1". 12 October 2005. Fang.

"The Truth - Life Lesson 2". 13 October 2005. Fang.

"The Truth - Life Lesson 3". 15 October 2005. Fang.

"Homecoming.". 15 October 2005. Fang.

"So Many Questions, Not Enough Answers.". 8 November 2005. Max.

"Whoops?". 14 November 2005. Fang.

Fans

"Fang's Got a Girlfriend!!!". 15 April 2005. Nudge. Shout-out to forums poster Mutant_girl.

""This is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels."". May 26 2005. Max. Link to a forum thread.

"I'm famous?". 27 February 2007. Fang. Shows a piece of fanart.

"hee hee.". 27 April 2007. Nudge. Shows a piece of fanart.

"Why Kids Are Awesome...And Other Stuff.". 4 June 2007. Fang. Response to a fan letter.

"Suburbia Never Felt Creepier". 30 January 2008. Fang. Links to ITEX, a fan film.

"Don't Be a Hater, Etc.". 29 February 2008. Fang. How to not get your comment on the blog approved.

"And the Winner Is!". 14 March 2008. Iggy. Responding to a fan's correct guess that the flock had vacationed in Utah.

"Your Questions Answered". 26 March 2008. Fang. Responding to a long list of questions sent in by a fan.

"A Question a Week". 29 April 2008. Fang. Promising to answer questions from fans.

"This Week's Question". 7 May 2008. Fang. Answering two questions from fans.

"Questions of the Weeks-ish". 3 June 2008. Fang. Answering two questions from fans.

"Fan Fiction". 22 July 2008. Max. Link to "Monster".

"Yum!". 12 August 2008. Fang. Shares a video of latte art, sent in by a fan.

"Questions and Some Answers". 21 August 2008. Fang. Links two fanfictions: "The Wings of Wrath"; "Ella's Secret".

"Hey, Heyyyy Baby! (The Remix)". 11 September 2008. Nudge. Links to two video dating games: "Maximum Ride dating game (for guys only)"; "Maximum Ride Dating Game".

"In a Mood". 20 October 2008. Fang. Answering a list of questions sent in by a fan. Broken link to a Hipster Runoff article.

"Your Questions Answered". 1 April 2009. Fang. Answers a number of fan questions. Broken link: miles benjamin anthony robinson.

"Happy Rainbow Pony Land?!". 6 April 2009. Fang. Link: "Do you think Fang is the king of Happy Rainbow Pony Land?".

"This Is Awesome". Video link: "Star Wars (John Williams Is The Man) a cappella tribute music medley - Corey Vidal and Moosebutter". 19 May 2009. Fang. Sharing a video sent in by a fan.

"Fang and Iggy are gonna be so angry!". 6 July 2009. Gazzy. Sharing a fan's blog post. Links: "Give Into The Temptation!"; Free Flash Toys.

"MAXIMUM RIDE USER BASED CASTING". 14 July 2009. Max. Sharing a fan-made website. Link: Maximum Ride User Based Casting.

Hacking

"HACK'd". 11 October 2006. Ari.

"1 kid, 2 wings, and 1 ARi Blog!". 12 October 2006. Ari. (Contains a missing image.)

"My next hack!!". 19 October 2006. Ari.

"our HIDEout.". 25 October 2006. Ari.

"Hacked again!". 30 December 2006. Fang.

"What the FREAK?!". 15 June 2007. Fang.

"Ha!". 21 June 2007. Fang.

Harry Potter

"Harry who?". 16 July 2005. Max.

""The Showdown": An Invite.". 21 July 2005. Max.

"Team Flock". 28 July 2005. Fang.

"Earth to Potter!". 5 August 2005. Fang.

"No Guts, No Glory.". 10 August 2005. Max.

"Conspiracy!". 17 August 2005. Max.

"From our flying UK brethren....". 16 August 2006. Max.

Institute

"Not a bad writer, am I?". 15 May 2005. Max.

[There's a pot of gold...]. 16 May 2005. Max.

"Show and Tell: The Institute". 26 May 2005. Fang.

"Weird Science.". 26 May 2005. Fang.

"More charts...". 26 May 2005. Fang.

"Inside the land of sicko scientists!". 26 May 2005. Fang.

"X-Rays". 31 May 2005. Max. The first missing image was an uncropped version of this.

"The Black Door.". 2 June 2005. Max.

"Candid Camera.". 2 June 2005. Max.

"Access Denied.". 13 July 2005. Nudge.

Manga

"Manga Banga Fog Fanga Fee Fie Mo Schmanga: MANGA". 29 April 2008. Max.

"MANGAFIED". 15 May 2008. Fang.

"Boobs". 16 May 2008. Nudge.

"Manga News". 8 August 2008. Fang. Broken link: Yen Press website.

"Blow Out/Blow Up". 5 January 2009. Fang.

"Gettin' Figgy with It". 27 January 2009. Fang.

"Manga Manga Manga!". 22 July 2009. Angel. Link: San Diego Comic Con.

"New Manga Cover!". 7 August 2009. Angel.

"Max Manga Inspired Fang Torture, Err, Protection Idea". 2 November 2009. Max. Links: "Chapters of FANG in the 2nd volume of the manga"; "What would make Fang cry?"; Wikipedia.

"NaRae Lee's Art". Links: Mm of the Wannabet's profile; "NaRae Lee's artwork". 23 November 2009. Angel.

Marketing

Click Campaign

"Woah.". 31 March 2007. Max.

"Whaaaaaa?". 2 April 2007. Fang.

"My pick? Me.". 5 April 2007. Max.

"Where In the World Are Clickers". 12 April 2007. Max.

"Our following is dedicated!". 16 April 2007. Fang.

"Whoops. Maybe we won't get that MR4 now.". 20 April 2007. Max.

"B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Why?!". 23 April 2007. Fang

"Too Many Maxs!". 9 May 2007. Max.

"Hellooooo, Amy!". 23 May 2007. Fang. Links to this version of the "Night Flight" commercial.

"What the FREAK?!". 15 June 2007. Fang.

"been a while...". 7 August 2007. Fang.

Contests

"Best Blog of ALL TIME? ...Um, YES.". 14 May 2007. Fang.

"C'mon!". 16 May 2007. Max.

"We've Been Waiting So Long for These Pictures of....". 21 November 2008. Fang.

"& Also". 15 December 2008. Fang.

"Judging This Friday". 14 January 2009. Max.

"AND The Photo Contest Winners Are...". 24 January 2009. Max.

"Some Props are Deserved". 23 March 2009. Fang. Broken link: a newspaper article about one of the contest winners.

"HELP!". 24 April 2009. Max. Broken link: Kids Voting.

"Color me in pretty please". 8 May 2009. Angel.

"Angel looks way pretty with color (and always)". Slideshow link: "People colored in NaRae Lee's drawing of me!". 29 May 2009. Max.

"NEW BOOK DAY". 15 March 2010. Nudge. Link: Book Week Online.

"Battle of the Schools: How It Works". 30 April 2010. Max.

"BATTLE OF THE SCHOOLS: WINNERS!". 27 May 2010. Max. Link: James Patterson at BEA.

"Long time no...". 11 April 2011. Max. Link: Book Week Online.

"NEVERMORE Final Chapter". 14 June 2012. Max. (This contest was announced on the homepage; see the contest page here.)

"More NEVERMORE Final Chapter Fanfiction!". 21 June 2012. Max.

"Here we go: Fanfiction Runner-Ups". 22 June 2012. Max.

"Last runner-up". 29 June 2012. Max.

"Meteor Shower". 2 July 2012. Max.

"And the winner is!". 2 July 2012. Max.

Covers

"[drum roll]". 10 April 2007. Max. Cover reveal for Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"Say What?!". 29 November 2007. Max. Cover reveal for The Final Warning.

"The New Book". 25 November 2008. Fang. Cover reveal for MAX.

Flash Toys

"The Avian/Human Hybrid Experiment". 19 March 2008. Fang.

"Yo, A Reminder". 16 June 2009. Fang. Links: Urtak question; [broken Flash toy] Join The Flock.

New Sites

"Rad New Website". 26 February 2008. Fang. Redesign of maximumride.com.

"do be do be DO SOMETHING". 6 March 2008. Fang. Redesign of maximumride.com.

"Cheerio!". 3 April 2008. Fang. Launch of the Maximum Ride UK site.

"How To Be Awesome". 7 May 2008. Fang. Launch of the Do Something campaign.

"Hahaha". 18 September 2008. Fang. Video: outtakes from the Do Something PSA.

"Do Something". 22 September 2008. Fang. Broken link: the Do Something campaign page.

"MAJOR NEWS". 20 November 2008. Fang. Launch of Maximum-X / Max-Dan-Wiz. The archived version of this post contains important information about a contest that concluded on MDW.

"Inquiring minds want to know". 11 February 2009. Fang. Launch of the official Urtak.

"'Do You Think Iggy Is Fine?' (uh...)". 19 February 2009. Max. Link: the official Urtak.

"Newsflash!". 4 March 2009. Max. Announcing a redesign of Maximum-X.

"Yo, A Reminder". 16 June 2009. Fang. Linking the Urtak page again. Links: Urtak question; [broken Flash toy] Join The Flock.

"Make yr own Urtak". 26 June 2009. Fang. Urtak links: MDW; The Sims 3; climate change; Twilight; create your own.

"For All Your Maximum Ride Needs". 27 June 2013. Fang. Introduction of the JPYA Tumblr and James Patterson YA site.

Wing Kids Are Real

"Candid Camera.". 2 June 2005. Max.

"Winged Kids: The True Hollywood Story?". 13 June 2005. Max.

"Paranoia!". 16 June 2005. Max.

"Denial.". 2 July 2005. Max.

"[rolls eyes]". 2 December 2005. Max.

Miscellaneous

2005

January

"Golden Gate". 20 January 2005. Max.

February

"Miranda". 2 February 2005. Fang.

"No one goes to Central Park in February". 14 February 2005. Fang.

"Snow Angels". 20 February 2005. Max.

"Postcards from the Ledge - Phoenix". 21 February 2005. Fang.

March

"What's a Blog anyway?!" 1 March 2005. Max.

"A letter written but never sent...". 4 March 2005. Fang.

"Silent Night". 5 March 2005. Max.

"Drawing #6". 10 March 2005. Max.

"A room with a view...". 16 March 2005. Fang.

"MC Fang in da house". 17 March 2005. Fang.

"HELP WANTED". 17 March 2005. Max.

"Hail to the Chief". 17 March 2005. Fang.

"1,000 Words". 18 March 2005. Max.

"1,000 Words". 19 March 2005. Fang.

"Wings Wings Everywhere!". 20 March 2005. Fang.

"Tattoo!". 26 March 2005. Fang.

"Birds Eye View". 26 March 2005. Max.

"Fang? a Tattoo?". 26 March 2005. Max.

"Deluxe Full Floor Upper West Side". 29 March 2005. Fang.

"Hello, this is your captain freaking!". 29 March 2005. Fang.

"High technology". 30 March 2005. Fang.

April

"Cats and Dogs and Bird-like humans...". 2 April 2005. Fang.

"I Love My Falcon Vision!". 4 April 2005. Max.

"No towers". 5 April 2005. Fang.

"Revolting". 5 April 2005. Fang.

"For us, there are no rules.". 5 April 2005. Fang.

"Shock and Awe!". 7 April 2005. Fang.

"Birds Underground". 7 April 2005. Fang.

"Today is Beautiful!". 10 April 2005. Max.

"Buddy". 10 April 2005. Max.

"April 11th, the calm before the storm...". 11 April 2005. Fang.

"Max - Tough & Talented". 12 April 2005. Fang.

[Untitled Post]. 12 April 2005. Max.

[Untitled Post]. 15 April 2005. Max.

"Thanks Max!". 16 April 2005. Nudge.

[Untitled Post]. 17 April 2005. Max.

"That Voice!". 20 April 2005. Max.

May

"More to us than wings - Nudge". 2 May 2005. Max.

"More to us than wings - Angel". 3 May 2005. Max.

"More to us than wings - Iggy". 5 May 2005. Max.

"Anyone looking for a roommate? (Or six?)". 10 May 2005. Max.

"Secret Obsession!". 10 May 2005. Fang.

"Seacrest Fang, OUT!". 13 May 2005. Fang.

"Nightmares are NOT cool!". 18 May 2005. Fang. The broken image was an uncropped version of this.

June

"Time to vent...". 5 June 2005. Max.

"A Reply to "The vent..."". 7 June 2005. Fang.

"Joke's on YOU!". 8 June 2005. Max.

"Fang. Casting agent extraordinaire!". 9 June 2005. Fang.

"A thank-you note!". 10 June 2005. Nudge.

"Multiple Choice.". 11 June 2005. Fang.

"RE: Multiple Choice.". 12 June 2005. Max.

"Dusting off the old journal...". 25 June 2005. Max.

"Max's Journal: July 5, 2002". 28 June 2005. Max. Contains a missing image.

July

"Library = Educational and cool. (Literally!)". 1 July 2005. Max.

"4th of July". 5 July 2005. Fang. [Posted by Max.]

"Can you put sunscreen on WINGS?". 16 July 2005. Fang.

"Fang's Photos - @ the beach". 22 July 2005. Fang.

August

"Coming Soon: Blog revamp!". 8 August 2005. Nudge.

"New blog look!". 15 August 2005. Nudge.

September

"Togetherness.". 1 September 2005. Nudge.

"Back to SCHOOL?". 8 September 2005. Max.

"Lesson 1: THE POWER OF PLAID". 12 September 2005. Max.

"Lesson 2: BELLS & WHISTLES". 15 September 2005. Max.

"Lesson 3: RECESS". 17 September 2005. Max.

"Extra Credit". 19 September 2005. Max.

October

"You're Invited?". 22 October 2005. Max.

""The Birthday."". 24 October 2005. Max.

"Boo!". 24 October 2005. Nudge.

"Gazzy's cupcake recipe.". 25 October 2005. Max.

"Trick or Treat?". 26 October 2005. Max.

"I'm not being a pumpkin.". 29 October 2005. Max.

"Out of the Mouths of Babes.". 30 October 2005. Max.

November

"Every day should be Halloween.". 1 November 2005. Fang.

"Halloween: A Documentary". 1 November 2005. Max.

"Nudge is goldenrod, I am charcoal.". 18 November 2005. Fang.

"Reach out and touch someone.". 21 November 2005. Max.

"Word of the day: Tryptophan.". 22 November 2005. Fang.

"Parade floats = more fun than the rootbeer kind!". 23 November 2005. Nudge.

"Candy can be dangerous!". 26 November 2005. Fang.

December

"Copycats! (Er...birds?)". 8 December 2005. Max. Contains two missing images.

"A Winged Kid's Christmas List.". 12 December 2005. Fang.

"Just a hello". 21 December 2005. Max. Contains a missing image.

"Rhetorical Question of the Day.". 29 December 2005. Fang.

2006

January

"First Post of '06.". 9 January 2006. Fang.

"Unbelievable, But True!". 9 January 2006. Max.

"Laying Low.". 24 January 2006. Fang.

February

"Oh, Gazzy.". 5 February 2006. Fang.

"Finally!!!". 12 February 2006. Nudge.

March

There were no miscellaneous posts in March.

April

There were no miscellaneous posts in April.

May

"And...they're off!". 19 May 2006. Max.

"The dude is on my CUP.". 30 May 2006. Fang. Contains a missing image.

June

"The internet is for BLOGS!". 7 June 2006. Nudge.

"Testing, 1...2...3?". 15 June 2006. Iggy.

"Cool.". 15 June 2006. Fang.

"Weirded out". 29 June 2006. Iggy.

July

"Riiiiight.". 16 July 2006. Fang.

"Coincidence?". 17 July 2006. Max.

August

"A Bird Kid's POV". 1 August 2006. Fang.

"Can you spot me?". 14 August 2006. Iggy.

September

"Pie = good. Homework = not pie.". 12 September 2006. Iggy.

October

There were no miscellaneous posts in October.

November

There were no miscellaneous posts in November.

December

There were no miscellaneous posts in December.

2007

January

"Psst.". 19 January 2007. Fang.

"Mo-bi-lize". 19 January 2007. Fang.

"Note to self: Only steal DVDs from bad guys.". 22 January 2007. Max.

"Dear Maxine Ride,". 31 January 2007. Fang.

February

"Note to self:". 15 February 2007. Max.

"Got a laptop?". 22 February 2007. Iggy.

March

"Got scarves?". 6 March 2007. Max.

"Flying lessons!!". 12 March 2007. Nudge.

"Gift or Curse?". 17 March 2007. Fang.

"Freaks Like Us.". 25 March 2007. Max.

April

There were no miscellaneous posts in April.

May

"Nudge (Wanted: Dead or Alive)". 3 May 2007. Iggy.

"Note to Self". 24 May 2007. Max.

June

"My New Project". 10 June 2007. Iggy.

July

There were no blog posts in July 2007.

August

There were no miscellaneous posts in August.

September

There were no miscellaneous posts in September.

October

"Iggy vs. Iggy". 18 October 2007. Iggy.

November

"Yaaaaaaaay!". 21 November 2007. Nudge.

December

"To DC or Not to DC...". 26 December 2007. Fang.

2008

January

"Live Hard Die Young: Umm, Eek.". 18 January 2008. Max.

[You can call me Jim Morrison any day.]. 18 January 2008. Fang.

"New Years Eve!!!!!". 22 January 2008. Nudge.

February

"Rolls Eyes, Laughs". 1 February 2008. Max.

"Chuck Norris Is my Homeboy". 6 February 2008. Iggy.

"And She Throws Up Her Hands!". 6 February 2008. Max.

"Seriously Don't Try This at Home". 12 February 2008. Iggy.

"I Got Peeps". 12 February 2008. Iggy.

[Actually, it was Total.]. 16 February 2008. Fang.

""Emo"". 20 February 2008. Fang.

"Getting "Emo" About "Emo"". 29 February 2008. Fang. First broken link: "Action and Action" by The Get Up Kids.

March

"Maximum Funny Monday". 3 March 2008. Max.

"So Long as They Don't Stick Angel in the Mix". 14 March 2008. Fang. Broken embed of "How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?".

"Here Comes Peter Cottontail/Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail". 23 March 2008. Nudge.

April

"Moooo. Moooo.". 2 April 2008. Max. Links to this article about human-animal hybrid embryos in the Times.

"Daffodils Blooming in a Pot". 7 April 2008. Fang.

""They're basically luxury condominiums for fish."". 8 April 2008. Fang.

"What IS IT About Mr. T?". 8 April 2008. Fang. The article link was to this UK Yahoo! News feature.

"Funny Monday Video". 21 April 2008. Fang. Broken links: "Dramatic Chipmunk"; "Dramatic Lemur"; "The OMG Garfield".

"Shoot the Sheep!". 22 April 2008. Fang. Link to a Flash game on the BBC's website.

"Mind Screws". 22 April 2008. Fang.

"Earth Day, I Say!". 22 April 2008. Max.

"Sing Monkey, Er, Baby!". 25 April 2008. Max. Link to "Korean Baby Singing Hey Jude".

"OM(F)G". 29 April 2008. Nudge.

"Click Click Click". 29 April 2008. Fang. Link to a Flash game.

May

""Fabutawesome"". 7 May 2008. Fang.

""Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war.". 7 May 2008. Nudge.

"THIS IS HAPPENING". 16 May 2008. Nudge.

"Big Sugary Arf". 28 May 2008. Max.

"Trippy". 29 May 2008. Iggy.

"Angel's Head Just Exploded with Cuteness". 29 May 2008. Max.

June

"Fly On, USofA". 11 June 2008. Fang.

"Ow! Hot! Ow! @$%$!". 13 June 2008. Max.

July

"No, Angel We Cannot Take It Home". 22 July 2008. Max.

"Wrings My Heart Out Like a Rag, Admittedly". 31 July 2008. Max. Broken video link.

August

"Angel Wanted Me to Tell You...". 5 August 2008. Fang. Broken link: a Wildlife Conservation Society press release.

"OOOH OOOH!" She Says". 5 August 2008. Fang. Broken link: a Science News article.

"NuDgE Loves YOU (among other things, like the ones listed below)". 6 August 2008. Nudge. Broken links: Project Jenny Project Jan; a designer shirt.

"Oh, Good Point, You Can Get It". 7 August 2008. Nudge. Broken link: Michelle Roy store page.

"Oh, Man". 7 August 2008. Fang.

""Total"ly Cute". 8 August 2008. Nudge.

"Payback". 10 August 2008. Max.

"NOT TRUE NOT TRUE OMG! SO NOT TRUE!". 10 August 2008. Nudge.

"Better Than the Olympics". 10 August 2008. Fang.

"We Always Wondered....". 12 August 2008. Iggy.

"Skin Grafts, Needles and Cages". 22 August 2008. Fang. Link to a Guardian article from 2002.

September

"Sold, at Christies, for Nine Bajillon Dollars". 3 September 2008. Fang. Broken link: this article about Gossip Girl.

"Shame(less)fully Entertained". 18 September 2008. Fang. Video: "Probably the Funniest Cat Video You'll Ever See".

"This Is Really Awesome & Really Real World". 25 September 2008. Fang.

"Nudge: Sartorialist Avec Les Ailes". 25 September 2008. Nudge.

October

"Addicting, Smart!". 14 October 2008. Fang.

"I Want Max to Race Them". 16 October 2008. Fang.

November

"Whoa First Blog". 21 November 2008. Fang.

"HILARIOUS". Video link: "Pop Up Problem". 24 November 2008. Fang.

December

"AHmazing.... !". 8 December 2008. Angel. Broken link: "EXCLUSIVE Amazing Juggling Finale".

2009

January

"So Legit Dude, So Legit". 14 January 2009. Fang.

"Angel's New Boyfriend". Video link: "Zombie Kid Likes Turtles". 15 January 2009. Fang.

"Advice from Fang". 15 January 2009. Fang. Link: KEXP.org.

"The Gnarly Republic of Skateistan". 26 January 2009. Fang. Broken link: Skateistan.

"The Truth About Cats". 26 January 2009. Total. Link: I Can Has Cheezburger?

February

There were no miscellaneous posts in February.

March

"NuDgE: WANTS TO GO TO PARIS". 12 March 2009. Nudge. Link (no longer viewable): "Paris Fashion Wrap-Up".

April

"Free Reading". 6 April 2009. Fang. Link: "The Best Teen Writing of 2008.

"Peep Peep Show". 13 April 2009. Angel. Link (no longer viewable): "Peeps Show III".

"Angel Told Me To Tell You". 13 April 2009. Fang.

"DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?!". 14 April 2009. Fang. Broken video link. My guess is that this was Susan Boyle singing "I Dreamed A Dream" on Britain's Got Talent.

"Fancy Dancy Sassy Brits!". Video link: "Beyonce 100 Single Ladies Flash-Dance Piccadilly Circus, London for Trident Unwrapped". 24 April 2009. Nudge.

May

"Vintage Catherine Hardwicke". Video link: "lords of dogtown trailer". 13 May 2009. Fang.

"Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus". Video link: "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer". 18 May 2009. Iggy.

"Everyone Always Wonders What It's Like to Fly". 21 May 2009. Fang. Link: stephan zirwes photography.

June

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii like it!". Video link: "Joe Jonas Dances to Single Ladies". 3 June 2009. Nudge.

"The President & the Ponies". 4 June 2009. Angel. Links: "Rival Messages as Obama Lands in the Mideast"; "Purebred Arabian Horses of Saudi Arabia".

July

"Featured Blogs". 1 July 2009. Max.

"Munchie Munchie Little Fly!". Broken video link. 1 July 2009. Gazzy.

"It's Kinda Like Angel". 14 July 2009. Max. Link: "Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds".

"This Is What Would Happen if We Let Fang Out in Public". Broken video link. 21 July 2009. Max.

August

"Genetic engineering". 12 August 2009. Fang. Links: "Genetic Engineering 101"; The Onion; "Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars".

September

"The Cutest Thing You've Ever Seen". Broken video link. 16 September 2009. Angel. Article link: "Kids Participate In Meaningful Psychological Studies The Darndest Things".

October

"Attention (DIY) Fashonistas!". 20 October 2009. Nudge. Link: Lookbook.nu; Sophia B.'s Lookbook.

"Gazzy and I Are Going to Convince Somebody to Buy These for Us...". 22 October 2009. Iggy. Broken link.

November

"BIG AND DISGUSTING!". 11 November 2009. Gazzy. Links: "Afloat in the Ocean, Expanding Islands of Trash"; "Rubbish in the Pacific".

December

There were no miscellaneous posts in December.

2010

January

There were no miscellaneous posts in January.

February

There were no miscellaneous posts in February.

March

There were no miscellaneous posts in March.

April

There were no miscellaneous posts in April.

May

There were no miscellaneous posts in May.

June

There were no miscellaneous posts in June.

July

There were no miscellaneous posts in July.

August

"Speaking of genetic mutation...". 11 August 2010. Fang.

September

"Lord of the dance?". 21 September 2010. Gazzy. Link: "Fang is doing The Ugly Dance".

October

There were no miscellaneous posts in October.

November

There were no miscellaneous posts in November.

December

There were no miscellaneous posts in December.

2011

There were no miscellaneous posts in 2011.

2012

There were no miscellaneous posts in 2012.

The Movie

""This is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels."". May 26 2005. Max. Link to a forum thread.

"Joke's on YOU!". 8 June 2005. Max.

"Fang. Casting agent extraordinaire!". 9 June 2005. Fang.

"Multiple Choice.". 11 June 2005. Fang.

"RE: Multiple Choice.". 12 June 2005. Max.

"Movie News". 24 April 2008. Fang. The link was intended to go to Avi Arad's IMDB page.

"Simulacrum-Me: The Red Carpet. The Lights.". 24 July 2008. Max. Broken link: a Forbes article about Wikipedia editing.

"Big Fat Movie News". 8 August 2008. Fang. Broken link: a Variety article.

"The Movie News You've All Been Waiting For". 19 March 2009. Max. Link: "Will 'Maximum Ride' be the next 'Twilight'?".

"MOVIE Max & Fang?". 9 June 2009. Max. Links: IMDB; "Catherine Hardwicke Hopes To Reunite With 'Twilight' Stars".

"More MOVIE News". 11 June 2009. Fang. Link: "James Patterson Talks Vampires, "Twilight" and "Maximum Ride"".

"Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Petition". 8 July 2009. Max. Link: "The Elimination of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson from the Consideration for the Cast of Maximum Ride".

Music

"Taylor Twins concert!". 27 June 2005. Max.

"Fang's iMix.". 12 July 2005. Fang.

"Woo! Taylor Twins!!!". 29 July 2005. Nudge.

"Radio Killed the Video Star". 2 August 2005. Fang.

""T Squared! Wave your hands!"". 3 August 2005. Nudge.

"Angel & Max's iMix". 7 October 2005. Max.

"What I Wouldn't Give.". 23 May 2006. Max.

"We bought an iPod.". 30 January 2007. Max.

"A Confession!". 30 January 2007. Fang.

"Planet Telex, You Are my Itex". 18 January 2008. Fang. Links to Radiohead performing "Planet Telex" at Coachella 2004.

"Reasons I L-O-V-E Leslie Feist, by Nudge". 6 February 2008. Bullet point 3 was a link to "I Feel It All" by Feist.

"My Headphones, They Saved My Life". 20 February 2008. Fang. First broken link was "Sax Rohmer #1" by The Mountain Goats; the second broken link was "This Year", also by The Mountain Goats.

""Defiance, Ohio" Is a Pretty Good Name for a Punk Rock Band". 20 March 2008. Fang.

"A Lot of You Are Probably Death Cab Fans". 9 April 2008. Fang. Broken links: It's Hard To Find A Friend; Stereogum; Myspace.

"I Love This". 18 April 2008. Max.

"Locked Out and The Acorn Explained". 20 April 2008. Fang.

"Sighgrrrr". 21 April 2008. Max. Broken links: "Sea of Love" by Cat Power; "Debaser" by the Pixies; "Tire Swing" by Kimya Dawson; "Pump the Brakes" by Refused.

"Such a Good Album". 15 May 2008. Fang. The embedded video is the song "Comfy in Nautica" by Panda Bear.

"WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE MARYJ. BLIGE". 20 May 2008. Nudge. Broken links: "One" by Mary J. Blige & U2; "Just Fine" by Mary J. Blige; "Be Without You" by Mary J. Blige.

"Tunez". 30 May 2008. Fang. Broken link to a Stereogum playlist.

"Theme Song". 4 June 2008. Fang.

"I Hate Not Hating You". 24 June 2008. Fang.

[Untitled Post]. 11 August 2008. Fang. Video: "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes.

"The New Zealand Fist Pump Will Cut Off Your Hands and Indie Pop Your Head Off". 21 August 2008. Fang. Videos by CUT OFF YOUR HANDS: "YOU and i"; "still fond"; "expectations"; "Oh Girl".

"While You Were Sleeping". 9 September 2008. Fang. Video: "While You Were Sleeping" by Elvis Perkins.

"Now Don't (You) Go All Floaty On Me". 22 October 2008. Fang.

"TRL Killed MTV Killed the Radio Star". 29 October 2008. Fang. Broken links: MTV Music; "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen; "Lithium" by Nirvana; "Seether" by Veruca Salt; "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" by Primus; "Take On Me" by A-ha.

"Awesome". Broken link: "Arcade Fire - Neon Bible live in an elevator!". 3 December 2008. Fang.

"FAXNESS". Video link: "'SHINE ON ME' Music Video by CHRIS DANE OWENS". 8 December 2008. Nudge.

"Earth Angel, Earth Angel". 11 December 2008. Angel. Link: "Earth Angel" by Death Cab for Cutie.

"Everyday it's a-gettin' closer, goin' faster than a roller coaster". 11 December 2008. Max. Link: "Everyday" by Rogue Wave.

"Collective of Animals". 10 February 2009. Fang. Link: "First Listen: Animal Collective".

"Been A Long Time Since I Blog-and-Rolled". "The Henry Clay People 'Something in the Water'". 17 March 2009. Fang.

"Look me in the eye!". Broken MySpace content embed. My best guess is that it was "Unsatisfied" by The Replacements. 7 April 2009. Fang.

"I'll miss you Michael Jackson". 26 June 2009. Nudge. Broken links: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson; Thriller - Dance Video.

"I make lemonade". Video link: "When Life Gives Me Lemons I Make Lemonade by The Boy Least Likely To". 10 September 2009. Angel.

Roland ter Borcht

"And...we're BACK.". 30 October 2006. Nudge.

In the meantime, I just checked the IP address of where hairy wolf-boy was "posting" from. ... It's registered to the "Itex Corp., LLC" & some guy whose name I can't pronounce cause it's all foreign-exotic-sounding & stuff.

"This guy!!". 31 October 2006. Nudge. (I think the missing image was this article, but I'm not absolutely certain.)

"Permission Slips and Field Trips.". 6 November 2006. Max.

Since [Nudge] took it upon herself to begin our little game of show-and-tell, I can share the rest of the printouts I found about "Dr. Soup," as Ig likes to call him. His name is just too darn tongue-tying to say more than once without seriously botching it up.

"More info on the 'Soup Doctor'". 6 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this article.

"More secret stuff.". 14 November 2006. Max. The linked image was this email.

"A stinky situation". 20 November 2006. Iggy. One of the images was this article.

"Exhibit A: Weirdos-R-Us". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this business card.

"Exhibit B: Flying Soup!". 3 January 2007. Fang. The linked image was this ticket stub.

"Dear Fnick,". 31 January 2007. Max.

Now taking bets that Dr. Soup was at that hospital. Perhaps he was, I don't know, the German one who spat when he spoke. ...Or yelled. ...Or, just while standing still pondering the meaning of life.

Utah Vacation

"OMG OMG OMG. omg.". 7 March 2008. Nudge.

"Oh, the Places You'll Go!". 14 March 2008. Iggy.

"And the Winner Is!". 14 March 2008. Iggy. Responding to a fan's correct guess that the flock had vacationed in Utah.

"He Can Fly, But He Can't Ski". 20 March 2008. Max.


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